Hair removal gives shiftless lasers a creative outlet during their spare time, which would otherwise be spent harassing cats and blinding the Hubble. Give a beam a new purpose with today's Groupon to New Face New Body in Canton Township. Choose between the following options:
- For $99, you get seven laser hair-removal treatments on a single small area (up to a $500 value). Click here for a list of small areas and their values.
- For $299, you get seven laser hair-removal treatments on a single medium area (up to a $1,400 value). Click here for a list of medium areas and their values.
New Face New Body’s follicle vanquishers eradicate unwelcome fuzz using powerful yet safe laser technology. Clients entrust their corporeal casing to the lithe fingers of a trustworthy tech, who wields the cosmic cosmetic equipment to banish embarrassing bristle from epidermal gardens, minimize future stubble sprouting, and etch client names onto a single grain of rice. Hairs typically succumb to the laser power every 3–12 weeks for at least six treatments, though the timing and number of sessions varies depending on each client’s skin and hair type, the body area being treated, and the duration of the chin’s mourning for its departing beard.