The vertebral column consists of four separate regions, all of which are secretly conspiring to invade and overthrow the others. Put an end to civil back wars with today's Groupon: for $29, you get a one-hour massage package with a consultation and pain evaluation at New Health Centers (a $164 value). Choose from the following locations: Tuscarawas Street, Twenty-Second Street, or Cleveland Avenue.
New Health Centers curates a roster of more than 300 health-care practitioners across the country, each working to alleviate corporeal discomfort with natural techniques. Sessions kick off with a 10- to 20-minute consultation, during which an experienced doctor personally chats with clients, exploring their health history, current ailments, and the latest trends in stethoscope fashion. Next, a comprehensive evaluation enlists various diagnostic methods to pinpoint causes of pain. Doctors may use neurological and orthopedic practices to investigate sources of aches and soreness or range-of-motion tests to see if patients can draw a perfect dodecahedron. To conclude sessions, a one-hour massage harnesses an appropriate level of pressure to help to unkink knots and relax tense musculature.
New Health Centers
New Health Centers consists of more than 300 health-care practitioners across the country, each working to alleviate corporeal discomfort with natural techniques. Doctors work in conjunction with experienced practitioners to soothe aches, pains, and lawn-gnome infestations.