What You'll Get
Massage treats pain by manipulating muscles and convincing ligaments to stop practicing krav maga moves on each other. Cease musculoskeletal sparring with this Groupon.
$29 for a Pain Consultation and One-Hour Massage ($164 Value)
Choose from the Springfield Road and Exchange Place Boulevard locations.
During the initial consultation, practitioners delve into patients' health histories to see when aches first appeared and how long they've been impeding daily activities such as walking, restful sleeping, and spirited air-guitar playing. Palpation and other diagnostic measures seek out the root source of each individual's hurtful symptoms during a comprehensive pain evaluation. With this newly gleaned information, the massage therapist, under the doctor's direction, artfully kneads muscles and joints in an attempt to exorcise pain without turning to drugs, surgery, or prescription lollipops.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jan 23, 2013. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Valid only for option purchased. 24hr cancellation notice required. New clients only. Services must be used by the same person. Must use promotional value in 1 visit. Not valid with Medicare, Medicaid, or other federal insurance programs. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About New Health Centers
New Health Centers consists of more than 300 health-care practitioners across the country, each working to alleviate corporeal discomfort with natural techniques. Doctors work in conjunction with experienced practitioners to soothe aches, pains, and lawn-gnome infestations.