$29 for a Pain Consultation and One-Hour Massage at New Health Centers ($164 Value). Nine Locations Available.

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Craig W. · 1 reviews
· Reviewed a day ago
The massage portion was great and well worth it. The masseuse was excellent. The “$99 value pain evaluation” has absolutely no value at all. It was a two minute sales pitch from the chiropractor on why you should become his client.

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Sarah F. · 1 reviews
· Reviewed April 10, 2018
I had to wait 45 mins. to see Dr. Randall Schulze. I enjoyed the masseuse, Michelle, very much. She was very informative by giving me stretches to do at my work desk to prevent tension in my neck, back, and shoulders.

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Charles F. · 1 reviews
· Reviewed April 5, 2018
Great service from start to finish

What You'll Get


Massage treats pain by manipulating muscles and convincing ligaments to stop practicing krav maga moves on each other. Cease musculoskeletal sparring with this Groupon.

$29 for Pain Consultation and One-Hour Massage ($164 Value)

During the initial consultation, practitioners delve into patients' health histories to see when aches first appeared and how long they've been impeding daily activities such as walking, restful sleeping, and spirited air-guitar playing. Palpation and other diagnostic measures seek out the root source of each individual's hurtful symptoms during a comprehensive pain evaluation. With this newly gleaned information, the massage therapist, under the doctor's direction, artfully kneads muscles and joints in an attempt to exorcise pain without turning to drugs, surgery, or prescription lollipops.

The Fine Print


Promotional value expires Jan 17, 2013. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Valid only for option purchased. Appointment required. 24hr cancellation notice required. New clients only. Not valid with Medicare, Medicaid, or other federal insurance programs. Must use promotional value in 1 visit. Services must be used by the same person. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.

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