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What You'll Get
The vertebral column consists of four separate regions, all of which are secretly conspiring to invade and overthrow the others. Put an end to civil back wars with today's Groupon: for $35, you get a one-hour massage package with a consultation and pain evaluation at New Heath Centers (a $164 value). Choose from the following locations: Clifton, East Hanover, Lafayette, and Woodcliff Lake.
New Health Centers curates a roster of more than 300 health-care practitioners across the country, each working to alleviate corporeal discomfort with natural techniques. Sessions kick off with a 10- to 20-minute consultation, during which an experienced doctor personally chats with clients, exploring their health history, current ailments, and the latest trends in stethoscope fashion. Next, a comprehensive evaluation enlists various diagnostic methods to pinpoint causes of pain. Doctors may use neurological and orthopedic practices to investigate sources of aches and soreness or range-of-motion tests to see if patients can draw a perfect dodecahedron. To conclude sessions, a one-hour massage harnesses an appropriate level of pressure to help unkink knots and relax tense musculature.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Oct 10, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Valid only for location purchased. 24hr cancellation notice required. New clients only. Services must be used by the same person. Must use promotional value in 1 visit. Not valid with Medicare, Medicaid, or other federal insurance programs. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About New Health Centers
New Health Centers consists of more than 300 health-care practitioners across the country, each working to alleviate corporeal discomfort with natural techniques. Doctors work in conjunction with experienced practitioners to soothe aches, pains, and lawn-gnome infestations.