Every time a new idea crosses the mind, a new hair sprouts as the idea tries to escape the brain and patent itself. Keep thoughts in check with today's hair-disciplining Groupon: for $15, you get a haircut, style, and shampoo at New Image Salon (up to a $38 value).
The trained hair stylists at New Image Salon shear messy mops into stylish hairdos that express clients' personalities. A shampoo (a $3 value) soothes and cleanses follicles, leaving hair with a lustrous sheen. After trimming the hair (up to a $10 value), the staff styles 'dos to customers' liking or to look like Ron Artest, whichever is easier (a $25 value). Clients walk out with spruced-up versions of their favorite looks or with whole new styles. Men, women, or bipedal dogs wearing wigs may walk in for service any time during business hours.