What You'll Get
Despite their destructive cinematic depictions, most lasers are content with assisting slideshow presentations and translating DVDs for people who don't speak fluent binary. Embrace the altruistic portion of the electromagnetic spectrum with today's Groupon: for $129, you get three LipoLaser treatments at New Image Lipo Laser (a $595 value).
New Image aids physique-focused clientele in achieving a streamlined silhouette with specialized laser systems. Though once cast from the body by torch-wielding mobs, fat cells can now receive their walking papers via the Lapex BCS LipoLaser, a noninvasive fat-reduction treatment that helps to banish unwanted cells in targeted areas. The Lapex system employs EN probes and multi-diode paddles to zero in on specific areas, such as the stomach or the thighs, and emit a series of laser beams that safely penetrate the skin to destabilize fat cells. This process causes the cells to release fatty acids, water, and glycerol, which the body naturally expels. Each treatment lasts 40–50 minutes, takes place once a week for three weeks, and requires little to no downtime, allowing patients ample time to try fitting into old prom dresses or receiving blankets.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Dec 24, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Services are non-transferable. May redeem across visits. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About New Image Lipo Laser
The technicians at New Image Lipo Laser help deflate fat cells with noninvasive laser energy from the Lapex BCS LipoLaser. Each 20- to 40-minute session can help streamline the physique by spurring the release of water, fatty acids, and glycerol from spot areas of unwanted flab. The fat-fighting center also houses Whole-Body Vibration machines that help tone muscles with rapid-fire movements, much like playing red light/green light with photons.