Studies show that a high percentage of Americans consider themselves overweight, and an even higher percentage believe they are being chased by Frankenstein’s monster. Alter self-perceptions with today’s Groupon to New Life Anti-Aging. Choose between the following options:
- For $19, you get an eyebrow tint and wax (a $40 value).
- For $99, you get a nonsurgical facelift (a $300 value).
During New Life Anti-Aging’s 30- to 60-minute nonsurgical facelift, a licensed aesthetician tightens terrains through radio-thermoplasty, which stimulates the production of collagen and elastin without using anesthesia or scalpels. The sag-fighting soldier can tighten eyelids, smooth lines by the mouth and chin, and condense large under-eye bags weighed down by gold monocles. Customer can also have aestheticians beautify newly compressed, glowing facades with an eyebrow wax and tint, which uses a safe, vegetable-based dye. The nonsurgical facelift requires no downtime, so patrons can immediately return to everyday activities such as work or training for cartwheel marathons.