Until scientists develop a weapon potent enough to destroy gravity, wrinkles and falling coconuts will continue to serve as humbling reminders of our delicate mortality. Eschew life’s ephemerality with today’s Groupon: for $139, you get 25 units of your choice of Botox or Dysport for any small facial area, plus 30 percent off any other fillers purchased on the same visit, at New Look New Life Surgical Arts, with two locations in Brooklyn and Manhattan (a $350 value).

Board-certified surgeon Dr. Victoria Karlinsky presides over New Look New Life Surgical Arts’ cosmetic procedures with an attentive ear and state-of-the-art equipment. Ideal for smoothing out wrinkles and fine lines, Botox and Dysport injections undercut overactive facial muscles by blocking the nerve impulses that cause wrinkles over time and asking them to join in a round of the quiet game. A tête-à-tête with Dr. Karlinsky kicks off each visit, allowing patients a chance to explore their options, discuss their needs, and remove any ex-president Halloween masks in a safe, supportive environment. Then, an injection of 25 units of either Botox or Dysport smoothes any small area of the face, such as the forehead, nasiolabial folds, or crow’s-feet.

Treatment can take anywhere between one and two hours with little to no downtime afterward, and wrinkle-free mugs may persevere as long as four months, offsetting stylishly rumpled linens more dramatically. If injected early, Botox injections may also impede wrinkles, fine lines, and cracked monocles later in life, and patients seeking further prevention can receive 30 percent off any facial fillers, including Restylane and Perlane, with today’s Groupon.

Dysport and Botox may cause serious side effects that can be life threatening, including problems swallowing, speaking, or breathing. Read all safety considerations for Dysport and Botox first.