What You'll Get
The unintended consequences of body hair removal have plagued man for centuries, from the bee stings surrounding Ancient Egyptian sugaring to the incessant tickling of Tudor England's leg-grazing goats. Seize space-age technology with today's Groupon. For $99, you get three laser hair-removal treatments at New Looks Laser Center on North Swan Road (up to a $750 value).
The skilled staff at New Looks Laser Center harness the powers of Palomar Medical Technologies to banish bothersome bristles in a safe, painless manner. Eradicate frustrating follicles from the face ($225 per treatment), bikini area ($100-200), upper or lower legs ($250 each), armpits ($100), abdomen ($150), upper or lower back ($150), or shoulders ($100). During the quick procedure, FDA-approved lasers emit specialized light to neutralize hair follicles, resulting in a smoothness-sanctioning reduction of growth. Space the three painless treatments over a timeframe of four to six weeks to ensure the optimal transfer of follicles onto needy populations of balding mastodons.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Nov 23, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. By appointment only. 8-hour cancellation notice or Groupon is forfeited. New clients only. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About New Looks Wellness Spa and Salon
The tech-savvy aestheticians at New Looks Wellness Spa and Salon use FDA-approved lasers to stifle hair growth and rejuvenate appearances. The Pure Light Slim system, for example, uses LEDs of several wavelengths to noninvasively emulsify fat deposits and reduce the appearance of cellulite. For nonlaser enhancement, a slate of chemical peels, microdermabrasion treatments, and dermaplaning technology sloughs away dull layers of skin to reveal the fresh faces underneath. New Looks also offers a range of traditional day spa and salon services, including waxing, eyelash extensions, hair extensions, beauty injections, facials, and massages such as Swedish, deep tissue, and hot stone.