Humans maintain their bodies for the same reasons they maintain their houses: to keep the neighbors friendly and to disguise the fact that an alien lives inside them. Increase extraterrestrial comfort with today's Groupon: for $79, you get two LipoLaser treatments on the area of your choice (or three treatments for the chin) at New Wave Body Contouring (a $400 value).
New Wave Body Contouring's trained laser technicians diminish the appearance of excess body fat on both men and women with noninvasive treatments. Using low-level cold-laser technology and the mysterious power of hypnosis, professionals treat problem areas with a Lapex 2000 LipoLaser. During each 40- to 60-minute session, fat on the chosen area is gradually zapped away, potentially reducing clients' waistlines by multiple inches after a series of eight treatments. Safe for use on most areas of the body, LipoLaser treatments measurably reduce the sight of unwanted body fat without costly surgeries or cumbersome pumpkin costumes.
1202 Emerson Ave.
Saskatoon, Saskatchewan S7H 2X1