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What You'll Get
Humans maintain their bodies for the same reasons they maintain their houses: to keep the neighbors friendly and to disguise the fact that an alien lives inside them. Increase extraterrestrial comfort with today's Groupon: for $79, you get two LipoLaser treatments on the area of your choice (or three treatments for the chin) at New Wave Body Contouring (a $400 value).
New Wave Body Contouring's trained laser technicians diminish the appearance of excess body fat on both men and women with noninvasive treatments. Using low-level cold-laser technology and the mysterious power of hypnosis, professionals treat problem areas with a Lapex 2000 LipoLaser. During each 40- to 60-minute session, fat on the chosen area is gradually zapped away, potentially reducing clients' waistlines by multiple inches after a series of eight treatments. Safe for use on most areas of the body, LipoLaser treatments measurably reduce the sight of unwanted body fat without costly surgeries or cumbersome pumpkin costumes.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jan 13, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Not valid until 8/31/11. Appointment required; subject to availability. 24hr cancellation notice or fee up to Groupon price may apply at appointment. Must be 18 or older. Both sessions in 1 week recommended. Health restrictions may apply. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.