Like a weak poker hand, a futon, or an origami necktie, a slice of New York–style pizza is supposed to be folded. Practice crust bending with today's Groupon: for $5, you get $10 worth of pizza at New York Express Pizza.
The pie slingers at New York Express Pizza populate a mouthwatering menu with large New York–style pizzas and calzones stuffed with fresh specialty ingredients. Taste buds relish pizza by the slice ($2 for one; $3 for two) or swarm full pies such as the Miracle on 34th Street ($16–$20), which floats chicken, bacon, and ham on an alfredo ocean. The My Cousin Vinny ($16–$20), topped with peppers and andouille sausage, excites mouths like an unmanned bowl of candy excites adult trick-or-treaters. Veggie Cali'zones ($6–$10) proffer pads for incisor exercises, and breadsticks ($6 for 12) make the perfect complement to any meal or midmeal staring contest.