Unlike cars, scooters are energy-efficient, are stylish, and can be maneuvered out of drive-in theaters during the scary parts of Ernest Goes to Camp. Stay agile with today's Groupon: for $899, you get a Linhai Passport 50 scooter (a $1,799 value) and a black helmet (a $129 value) at New York Motorcycle in Queens Village (a $1,928 total value).
New York Motorcycle's storefront is manned by a crew of dedicated drivers educated in the art of parts. Linhai's Passport 50 scooter boasts an electric start with a kick backup like a tired stingray. The eco-friendly speed demon is EPA-certified to have low emissions and travel 100 miles on each gallon of gas. A sunbeam-red paint job harnesses the warm horsepower of a sprinting matador, and sea-foam-green and powder-blue options pair stunningly with cool-colored wardrobe choices. A limited one-year warranty safeguards fully automatic steeds, and lockable under-seat storage secures precious family heirlooms and bags of Doritos. Riders can also protect thinking machines with a sturdy helmet, which comes in black.