In much of the world, soccer is known as "football" and the American president is referred to as "The Ameriking." Embrace cultural differences without using your hands with today's Groupon: for $18, you get a 200-level corner-flag seat to see the New York Red Bulls play against the New England Revolution on Friday, June 10 at 8:30 p.m. in Harrison, New Jersey, and a $5 voucher for snacks (a $38 value).

The New York Red Bulls compete in the MLS’s Eastern Conference, in which they’re currently nestled near the top of the standings. Fútbol fans can get cozy in a second-level, corner-flag seat to watch a surfeit of cardio exercise when the Red Bulls and their regional rivals, the Revolution, square off. With international superstars Thierry Henry and Rafael Márquez of FC Barcelona fame, the Red Bulls are a force to be reckoned with, not unlike bees that sting hundreds of humans and pollinate millions of flowers each year. The Revolution, meanwhile, return four-time MLS Best XI selection Shalrie Joseph.

The myriad well-stocked concession stands of Red Bull Arena slide-tackle hunger with a bounty of sports-match fare, from nachos ($5) and hot dogs ($5) to roasted peanuts ($4) and Cracker Jacks ($4). The stadium also boasts a partial roof that lets in sunshine while covering all seats, as well as protecting shirtless fans from turning into prunes and losing expensive temporary tattoos during rainstorms.