What You'll Get
Body wraps were invented by the Egyptians, who somehow knew mankind would one day need mummies to play the saxophone solos in Halloween party songs. Do the mash with today's Groupon to The New You Body Wraps & Wellness Center in Utica. Choose between the following options:
- For $50, you get one heat-wrap session (a $135 value).
- For $139, you get three heat-wrap sessions (a $405 value).
The New You's licensed aestheticians ensconce fatigued figures in therapeutic wraps that aim to expel impurities and trim waistlines. After an initial consultation and health evaluation, wrap-ready patrons snuggle inside a layer of linens before being tucked in a temperature-raising Far Infrared sauna blanket that heats bodies still chilled after weeks spent catching frozen shrimp in the Arctic. Meditation and music selections help the mind rest, relax, or relive the height of the '90s party-rap era, and the friendly staff imparts body-wrapping knowledge throughout the session.
Increased inner body temps aim to promote increased circulation and refresh lackluster skin while burning calories. Heightened levels of circulating oxygen may help to smooth skin and ease the appearance of cellulite, and soothing heat eases pain and joint stiffness and tries to evict toxins and impurities.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Mar 16, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. 24hr cancellation notice required. Must be 18 or older. New clients only. Not valid for clients with heart conditions or type 1 diabetes. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.