All reviews are from people who have redeemed deals with this merchant.
What You'll Get
Humans maintain their bodies for the same reasons they maintain their houses: to keep the neighbors friendly and to disguise the fact that an alien lives inside them. Keep up appearances with today's Groupon: for $99, you get three LipoLaser treatments for one area of the body at New Body LipoLaser in Clinton Township (a $600 value). Choose from the following treatment areas: waistline; mid and lower abdomen; upper, mid, and lower back; buttocks and thighs; arms and underarms; or chin.
The slenderizing staff at NewBody LipoLaser pares down clients' profiles using the high-tech, non-invasive YOLO Curve LipoLaser. During each 20- to 30-minute session, the laser can zero in on fat cells with pinpoint precision, unclenching their grip on water, freeing fatty acids and glycerol so that they deflate like a whiffle-ball team on a losing streak. While fat cells struggle beneath the skin’s surface, above ground clients relax as they would during a massage. The treatment has no downtime, so smoother, slimmer clients can immediately resume working, running errands, or spinning basketballs with their pinkie toes.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Dec 12, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Treatments are non-transferable. May redeem across visits. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.