What You'll Get
Like a car, the human body needs occasional realignment to ensure that a pleasant journey down the sidewalk doesn't become a careening detour into someone's kitchen. Keep human parts functioning properly with today's Groupon to Genesis Health and Wellness in Newburgh. Choose between the following options:
• For $39, you get an initial consultation, exam, x-rays, and an alignment (a $235 value).
• For $30, you get a one-hour massage (a $65 value).
Dr. Tymchak employs a whole-person approach to better the health of his clients, adjusting spines as well as treating the underlying causes of aching backs and bodies. The package option kicks off with an initial visit and thorough consultation to take stock of health-related problems and potential treatment options. An examination tests reflexes and flexibility, while x-rays reveal any serious spinal problems and spotlight any Nerf frisbees masquerading as spinal disks. With this information, the doctor can develop a custom treatment plan and break-dance routine suited to each individual patient. Finally, an alignment straightens leaning back-towers, putting each bone brick back in line. Patients decide whether the doctor administers adjustments by hand or using instruments, which helps eliminate the audible pops and cracks that may occur with traditional chiropractic care.
Muscles on edge can instead opt to relax under the therapeutic pressure of a one-hour massage. Gliding strokes soothe sore spots and loosen tension until backs and bodies emerge fully refreshed from the prolonged high-fives with the practitioner.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jan 8, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.