What You'll Get
A perfectly white smile determines how others perceive you by shining brightly enough to blind them to your second head and compound eyes. Let dazzling teeth disguise the effects of your mad-science hobby with today’s Groupon: for $150, you get a one-hour, in-office teeth-whitening session and a five-day whitening kit at Newburgh Family Dental (a $550 value).
Newburgh Family's league of tooth defenders is lead by Dr. Barbra Shea Perkins, who brings graffitied mouthbones to justice and sends whitened guests packing with a wealth of knowledge. During an hour-long teeth-whitening procedure ($500), a careful, certified technician applies a bleach applicant designed to erase lingering stains and discolorations. After the office visit, clients can maintain their mouth's enhanced glow with the five-day whitening kit ($50), which comes complete with bleaching trays and applicant (read more about take-home trays).
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jul 10, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. By appt. only. Subject to avlbl'. 24-hr. cancellation notice or Groupon is forfeited. Must be 18 or have guardian's consent. Not recommend for people younger than 14, pregnant or breast feeding. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.