What You'll Get
Humans maintain their bodies for the same reasons they maintain their houses: to keep the neighbors friendly and to disguise the fact that an alien lives inside them. Stay above suspicion with today's Groupon: for $999, you get a LipoLite liposculpture treatment for one body area at Newport Beach MedSpa (a $3,000 value). This treatment is valid for one of the following body areas: face, neck, arms, belly, thighs, and buttocks.
Captained by Dr. Emerico Csepanyi, Newport Beach MedSpa's crew of trained clinicians refurbishes bodies with advanced medical technology. During the 30- to 60-minute procedure, trained technicians apply local anesthesia before inserting a tiny tube, or cannula, into fat deposits via a small incision, making the treatment as minimally invasive as a burglar who’s only after discarded hedge trimmings. A precise laser beam then liquefies fat deposits, which are removed via the cannula in a quick treatment that’s considered more comfortable than traditional liposuction. Some results can be seen immediately after treatment, and the full effect becomes visible six–eight weeks after treatment as long as the client isn’t living in a rainforest so dense that light cannot reach the floor. The procedure may cause minor bruising, but it usually incurs only one–two days of downtime.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires May 13, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. 10-day cancellation notice or $250 fee may apply. Must be 18 or older. Valid for face, neck, arms, back, belly, thighs, and buttocks. Consultation required; non-candidates refunded. Treatment is non-transferable. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Newport Beach MedSpa
Under the stewardship of Dr. Emerico Csepanyi, who completed both general and plastic-surgery fellowships at UCLA, Newport Beach MedSpa's crew of trained clinicians refurbishes bodies with advanced medical technology and many noninvasive treatments. The team focuses on natural beauty, enhancing existing features instead of sculpting them anew from potatoes. They're intensely concerned with personal comfort, and guide patients through each of the treatments, which include microdermabrasion to smooth skin, laser acne treatments to help reduce blemishes, and VelaShape treatments, which work to reduce unwanted cellulite.