What You'll Get
Without shaving his beard, it's nearly impossible for a man to prove how much wildlife it contains. Prune facial foliage with a witness present with today's Groupon: for $26, you get the Downtown Deluxe Special (a $61 value) at Next Level Barbershop, which includes a shampoo, conditioner, haircut, and hot-towel shave.
With free WiFi, three flat-screen TVs, and surround-sound music, Next Level Barbershop provides home-like comforts amidst tendril-taming professionalism. Erase patchy remnants of an ill-fated Cro-Magnon phase during a full haircut ($21) with one of the shop's skilled follicle fighters, then let a hot-towel shave ($25) evict unwanted whiskers from your lower face. Shampoo and conditioner ($15) further discipline wild manes, imbuing pleasant texture and subtle scents without completely overriding natural notes of motorcycle grease. Appointments can be scheduled online.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jul 3, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. By appointment only. 24-hour cancellation notice or Groupon is forfeited. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.