Without shaving his beard, it's nearly impossible for a man to prove how much wildlife it contains. Prune facial foliage with a witness present with today's Groupon: for $26, you get the Downtown Deluxe Special (a $61 value) at Next Level Barbershop, which includes a shampoo, conditioner, haircut, and hot-towel shave.
With free WiFi, three flat-screen TVs, and surround-sound music, Next Level Barbershop provides home-like comforts amidst tendril-taming professionalism. Erase patchy remnants of an ill-fated Cro-Magnon phase during a full haircut ($21) with one of the shop's skilled follicle fighters, then let a hot-towel shave ($25) evict unwanted whiskers from your lower face. Shampoo and conditioner ($15) further discipline wild manes, imbuing pleasant texture and subtle scents without completely overriding natural notes of motorcycle grease. Appointments can be scheduled online.
238 NE 1st Ave.
Miami, Florida 33132