What You'll Get
Like parents teaching their teenagers how to drive, haunted houses use jump scares to move people in the direction they desire. Feel a little friendly fear with today’s Groupon to Nightmare on the Bayou. Choose between the following options:
- For $20, you get one VIP admission (a $40 value).
- For $75, you get four VIP admissions (a $160 value).
Nightmare on the Bayou sprawls across 15,000 square feet of dark woods, curdling screams with a large cast of stalking horrors and gruesome sights. The haunted hallows border Houston’s oldest cemetery, adding to its recipe of terror with the borrowed chill of actual headstones and the occasional cup of sugar. Rumor, prophecy, and The Travel Channel portend that the grounds house actual ghosts whose only joy is raised gooseflesh, explaining the house’s massive to-go orders of foie gras.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Oct 9, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Valid only for option purchased. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.