What You'll Get
If not for healthy backbones, the spinal cord’s nerves would fray and cross, causing signals such as “pick up your foot” to transform into “bite your boss.” Prevent workplace embarrassments with today’s Groupon: for $37, you get a chiropractic-care package at Nikitow Wellness Center in Englewood (a $270 total value). The package includes:
- A 45-minute postural, spinal, and kinesiological exam (a $205 value)
- A 60-minute therapeutic massage (a $65 value)</p>
Nikitow Wellness Center’s Dr. Dennis Nikitow and his crew of professional spine soothers realign bodily imbalances with advanced technologies and holistic healing practices. Commencing with a discussion of past injuries and trauma, the 45-minute spinal-and-kinesiology exam helps determine the stability of Jenga-stacked vertebrae by examining clients’ postures, range of motion, and flexibility. If necessary, x-rays will be taken to expose additional issues before the doctor breaks down his findings during a second appointment, when he’ll also reveal a daring plan of attack for reducing tension, decreasing pain, and straightening muscular configurations that resemble a Venn diagram.
During the one-hour massage, skillful fingers can soothe stiff physiques with long, slow Swedish strokes or target chronic aches and pains with deep-tissue techniques. After treatment, newly slackened bodies can linger in Nikitow Wellness Center’s earth-toned space, which welcomes guests with a curving copper-plated reception desk, slate tile flooring, and statuettes of famous chiropractors squeezing tension balls.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires May 3, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. New clients only. Services are non-transferable. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.