In a world without adults, taxes would have to file themselves, and the president, by default, would be a stack of dogs wearing a long overcoat. Celebrate your adulthood with today's Groupon: for $20, you get $40 worth of adult toys and novelties from NiteTimeToys' online store. Groupons may be applied toward shipping, which is a $3.99 flat rate fee. If an order totals more than $50, shipping is free.
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Founded in 1999 as a small start-up aiming to improve the sensual shopping experience, NiteTimeToys has since expanded both its catalogue of adult toys and its staff of friendly experts. Patrons can peruse a trove of tremor-inducing items, including the Waterproof Jack Rabbit ($39.99), whose spinning pearls and ears respond to user-controlled settings. For a fun bedroom diversion, the Foreplay Ice Vibe Frost ($19.99) carries frozen water in a special vibrating silicone chamber that invokes more exciting shivers down the spine than an Arctic explorer’s ghost. Otherwise, guests can pick up Jimmyjane's Afterglow natural massage-oil candle ($19.99) to dapple partners with melted, vitamin-rich drops before lovingly kneading their stress away. Play Pens Edible Body Paints ($9.99)—which come in flavors such as green apple, blue raspberry, cherry, and strawberry—enable artists to compose the world’s first true-to-taste fruit-bowl still life.
In 1999, NiteTimeToys began as a small startup with a single goal: to improve the sensual shopping experience for both men and women. The store has since grown into an online empire, boasting an impressive catalogue of thousands of adult toys and accessories, along with officially licensed Fifty Shades of Grey adult products. A few clicks around the virtual aisles reveal items for individuals as well as couples, including massage oils, lingerie, and massage wands with more bells and whistles than a reindeer cop. All of these items are shipped out discreetly, and the staff even throws in a few free batteries with every order.