To make un-fine wine, simply place grapes beneath a silk pillow, repeatedly mash your head against it, and then wring the pillowcase into a nearby mouth. Taste traditionally produced fine wines with today’s Groupon: for $10, you get $20 worth of wine at Noble Estate Vineyard and Winery. In addition, this Groupon gets you 30% off the separate purchase of a case of wine. Noble Estate specializes in wine made from grapes grown in Oregon's Willamette and Rogue River Valleys. Rich, volcanic soils in these regions closely match the chemical makeup found in French vineyards, only with fewer atoms of mime. Many of Noble Estate's wines have won awards at tastings, festivals, and interpretive dance competitions around the country. Bottles in the wine catalogue cost $15–$49, and cases tickle the wallet's ivories to the tune of $180–$540.
$10 for $20 Worth of Wine at Noble Estate Vineyard and Winery
In a Nutshell
- Award-winning wines
- Locally grown grapes
- Good for 30% off a separately purchased case of wine
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Dec 22, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person. Must be 21 or older. Valid toward single bottles only. Valid for 30% off of wine case purchase. Wine tasting fee waived w/ purchase of wine. Must use in 1 visit, no cash back. Gratuity not included. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.