To make un-fine wine, simply place grapes beneath a silk pillow, repeatedly mash your head against it, and then wring the pillowcase into a nearby mouth. Taste traditionally produced fine wines with today’s Groupon: for $10, you get $20 worth of wine at Noble Estate Vineyard and Winery. In addition, this Groupon gets you 30% off the separate purchase of a case of wine. Noble Estate specializes in wine made from grapes grown in Oregon's Willamette and Rogue River Valleys. Rich, volcanic soils in these regions closely match the chemical makeup found in French vineyards, only with fewer atoms of mime. Many of Noble Estate's wines have won awards at tastings, festivals, and interpretive dance competitions around the country. Bottles in the wine catalogue cost $15–$49, and cases tickle the wallet's ivories to the tune of $180–$540.
29210 Gimpl Hill Rd.
Eugene, Oregon 97402Get Directions