Eating a hearty steak is a more kingly act than wearing a crown or banishing the dog to a small island in the South Atlantic. Get the royal treatment with today's Groupon: for $49, you get $100 worth of steaks, meats, and merchandise for online order from Nolan Ryan's All-Natural Beef. The value can be used toward shipping; shipping rates within the Dallas area run about $15 for two-day air delivery and about $25 for overnight shipping.
Helmed by the baseball legend and Texas Rangers owner himself, Nolan Ryan's All-Natural Beef cuts tender steaks and meats from carefully selected, ranch-raised cattle. Cater a feast with 2 pounds of fully cooked pepper-crusted tenderloin ($65.99) or savor the succulence of four 12-ounce preservative- and additive-free premium reserve rib-eye steaks ($75.99). Like any gift worth receiving, the six-pack of 6-ounce filet mignon comes wrapped in bacon ($62.99). Cookout aficionados adorn grills with three 12-ounce hickory-smoked sausage rings ($29.99), while a three-pack of 6-ounce steak seasoning bottles ($14.45) wields its power to transform good steak into exceptional steak and boring salad into delicious beef jerky. With the ranch's speedy two-day shipping, steaks zip anywhere in the contiguous United States frozen and sealed in cryovac bags blanketed in ice to preserve freshness and cool the foreheads of overexerted courier birds.