Hotel stays allow guests to experience the bliss of quiet bedrooms, communal jacuzzis, and all-you-can-eat moisturizing soap. Introduce yourself to a new lifestyle with today's Groupon: for $120, you get a three-day, two-night stay in a two bedroom, full-kitchen cabin with two breakfasts for two at Nolichuckey Bluffs Cabins (up to a $270 value).
From the Smoky Mountain countryside just outside Greeneville, Nolichuckey Bluffs accommodates vacationers with southern comforts in a secluded homestead among the trees and hovering squirrels. Since 1995, owners Patricia and Brooke Sadler have welcomed guests into their lavishly endowed cabins, each equipped with a kitchen, a fireplace, and enough linens to reenact ancient Roman soap operas. Guests can fill up on waffles, omelettes, and home-baked goodies with two breakfasts for two at Gramma’s Cupboard before venturing out to nearby attractions such as golf courses, museums, and Great Smoky Mountains National Park. Those looking forward to relaxing on the premises will enjoy the scenic gardens with a berry patch, vegetable crops, a 9-hole disc-golf course, and the grist mill, an antique food processor from a time when grain was finely ground to make homemade bread and collectible founding-fathers trading cards.