What You'll Get
If windows are not frequently cleaned, they can gather grime that reduces visibility and attracts Waldo to build a nest in the yard. Peer onto your property with today's Groupon: for $49, you get professional cleaning services for either 25 exterior windows or 100 lineal feet of gutter cleaning from Noonshine Window Cleaning Service (up to a $100 value). Today's deal is valid for one- or two-story homes in Johnson, Wyandotte, Clay, Platte, and Jackson Counties.
Wielding its own formula of environmentally friendly glass cleaner, Noonshine destroys window grime to fill homes with golden swathes of sunlight. The company showcased an extreme dedication to pristine exteriors in an appearance on ABC's Extreme Makeover: Home Edition. The staff of noteworthy cleaners sluices outside apertures until they shine enough to blind the sun. In a gutter cleaning, the gunk-busting crew will safely and efficiently scoop out leaves, and tree detritus, that, if left in place, will collect larger clogs and attract loitering juvenile dryads.
Though Noonshine Window Cleaning Service sometimes features a discounted price online, this Groupon still offers the best deal available.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jan 11, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per household. Limit 1 per visit. New clients only. Valid for a max of 2-story homes. Additional charge for storm windows and screens. Valid only within Johnson, Wyandotte, Clay, Platte, Jackson counties. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Noonshine Window Cleaning Service
Recently featured on the popular ABC television show Extreme Makeover: Home Edition, Noonshine Window Cleaning Service employs an army of creative squeegee assassins that have perfected the domestic art of window cleaning and other home maintenance services. With the secret Noonshine window-cleaning solution holstered, workers treat panes to a 10-step process that makes for streak-free glass imbued with magical rain-resistant properties. The company ethos insists upon respect for customers and their property. Standard Noonshine courtesies include confirmation phone calls the day before an appointment, punctual arrival, and tips on avoiding awkward eye contact with sparrows that often nest on second-story sills so they can steal WiFi.