$49 for Oral Cleaning, X-Rays, and Exam at North Capitol Dental Care ($170 Value)

North Capitol Dental Care

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With a year’s worth of feasting and drinking under your belt and on your teeth, it’s a wonderful time for mouth refreshment. Today’s Groupon gets you a cleaning, x-rays, and an oral exam at North Capitol Dental Care for $49 (a $170 value). Now you can use your smile as a flashlight while digging holes at night in your backyard.

Your teeth perform their duties most exemplarily after being coddled. Dr. Irina Ganzha has more than 10 years of experience consisting of more than 10,000 cases and has even more teeth than that. You can trust your mouth to a dentist who's in the 90th percentile of dentists across the country, an honor Dr. Ganzha holds through her specialization in oral surgery, crowns, veneers, Invisalign, removal of government-issued teeth-radios, and more.

Dr. Ganzha will inspect your food-hole with a proper hygienic cleaning that will clean places in your mouth that rarely receive an adequate scrubbing. Over the course of 30 minutes to an hour, your teeth and gums will be immaculate and your teeth will feel like they've been driven over by a tooth-Zamboni.

On top of the services rendered through today’s deal, Groupon purchasers who come in before the end of the year can get a $2,000 discount on Invisalign braces (Dr. Ganzha is an Invisalign specialist). Like a dedicated general encouraging teeth-guards into battle, Dr. Ganzha and the staff of North Capitol Dental Care have mapped out the logistical path to oral supremacy.


One Yelper gives Irina Ganzha four stars:

  • they do good work here, are nice despite crabby patrons, and deserve your business… I got a 6 month cleaning last Friday and it took 30 mins and I was OUTTA there and on my way to Friday night- it was thorough yet quick, just like it should be– JessEca T.

Gimmick Dentistry

Sometimes being a great dentist isn't enough—you also need a gimmick. Here are some dentists who have stooped to gimmicky shticks to drum up business:

  • James Darby, the Dentist of the Future: Dr. Darby claims to be from the year 3009, "Twelve years after the Saturn War." He came to our time to practice "future-dentalism," which uses non-invasive tools. Unfortunately, his instruments were damaged during time-flight, forcing him to practice what he calls "barbaric past-dentalism."
  • Stand-Up Comedy Dentist Laura Van DeAbernos: As a stand-up comedian during the 1980s comedy boom and a 1991 graduate of the Palo Alto Dental Academy, Dr. Van DeAbernos seeks patients who want to hear jokes about in-laws and microwave dinners during appointments.
  • Dr. Griffin, DDS: Rendered completely invisible after ingesting a mysterious serum, Dr. Griffin continued to run his Santa Fe dental clinic without interruption. While being invisible has drawn some curious onlookers, most of Dr. Griffin's patients appear to be drawn more to his friendly manner than to his lack of reflective surface properties.

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The Fine Print

Promotional value expires May 20, 2010. Amount paid never expires. New clients only. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. By appt. only. Good 1st visit only. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.

About North Capitol Dental Care

North Capitol Dental Care

Dental, Dentist, Teeth Cleaning
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