Anyone who’s tried nailing an oven-fresh pizza pie to a wall knows that pizza looks better briefly propped on a five-finger pedestal. Keep pizza where it performs best with today's Groupon: for $10, you get $20 worth of delivered or dine-in fare at North Haledon Pizza, located in North Haledon.

North Haledon Pizza keeps appetites suppressed beneath a mountain of pizzas, calzones, heroes, and more. Flip through a menu to prepare for an Italic onslaught with a barbecue-chicken pizza ($13.95 medium, $15.95 large) or marinara-dodging white pizza with ricotta, mozzarella, and romano cheese ($12.95 medium, $14.95 large). Lighter eaters can nibble a fresh-mozzarella salad of lettuce, tomatoes, onion, cucumber, and olives ($7.95), and sea-eaters swim in a grated sea of shrimp parmigiana ($11.95). North Haledon combines the handheld properties of sandwiches and the pizza elements of flavor with stromboli and calzone, allowing diners to eat with one hand and fight crime by lobbing meatballs with the other (starting at $6). This deal is good for dine-in and call-in orders, as well as free delivery.