In medieval times, people believed dirty clothes were a sign of demonic possession and would clean them by burning them at the stake, then flog each other for public nudity. Get clean clothes without the ashy aroma with today's deal: for $10, you get $20 worth of laundry and dry cleaning at North Shore Clothes Cleanic in Manhasset. Credit cards are not accepted, so bring along some presidential friends.
The professional dirt extractors at North Shore Clothes Cleanic find grime, stains, and soiling to be as revolting as squid-flavored jello and will take every step to get them out of garments. Bring in a bag of commonly washable clothing and North Shore will color-sort it, pretreat it for stains, and machine-wash it—loads are $12 for the first 15 pounds (the minimum drop-off amount) and 80¢ for each additional pound. Large specialty items are priced separately, such as $8 for blankets and $14.25 for down comforters. Men's business shirts can be laundered and hung with or without starch for $1.20, and women's blouses can be laundered and pressed for $3.
For delicates and snobby, stuck-up fabrics, dry cleaning is the soundest method for returning them to mint condition—$7.50 for dresses; $3.75 for pants, sport coats, shirts, blouses, skirts, and sweaters made of normal fabrics; $4.25 apiece for specialty threads such as silk, linen, and cashmere. Otherwise, chemically cleanse your coats for $12+ and mutagen-encrusted lab coats for $4.50. North Shore can also dry-clean specialty items such as curtains, wool throw rugs, and other large delicates such as big 'n' tall lingerie.
North Shore Clothes Cleanic's long business history, commitment to friendly service, and bilingual staff make being taken to the cleaners much more pleasurable than it would be at the hands of a slick, fast-talking cardsharp. Unburden yourself of your dirty laundry with today's Groupon and bask in the extremely bearable lightness of being clean.
This Groupon is not valid for self-service laundry or pick-up and delivery.