What You'll Get
If your shady parking spot rests beneath bird-filled trees, or someone scrawled carpetbagger into the inch of dirt on your car window, NorthWest Auto Salon can give your vehicle its original off-the-lot shine. With today's Groupon, NorthWest Auto tenderly handwashes your car's exterior for only $17 (a $40 value). If you're a proud owner of an SUV or minivan, there's a $10 extra charge.
The NorthWest basic car wash cleans your entire auto exterior—from wheels to arches to door jams—then the friendly staff dries every inch with a soothing microfiber cloth, making your car nervous that it's done something bad to deserve all this attention. NorthWest Auto will even dress up your tires in a non-splatter, non-oily dressing or maid's uniform. The process takes 30 minutes to an hour, which is enough time to read two chapters of Things I Overheard While Talking to Myself by Alan Alda. This Groupon isn't just great for sprucing up your own car; it also makes the perfect passive-aggressive gift for your dirty carpool driver.
Hand washing is gentler on your paint job and more thorough than automated tunnel washes or driving your car into a vat of bleach. Protect your investment and impress your friends with a hand-washed, streak-free automobile. All of the products used at NorthWest Auto Salon are environmentally friendly and biodegradable, keeping the earth as sparkly-fresh as your ride.
- Thank you to Blake and crew at NW Auto Salon, my BMW M3 has never looked so beautiful! – Matthew K.
- Blake, who's in charge there, goes above and beyond to make your car feel brand new (even though I had just bought a used car), and to make you feel appreciated as a client. – Tiffany H.
- Usually I never write reviews, but this shows some outstanding service. Blake definately [sic] knows what he's talking about... – Aaron C.
Foreign Titles for American TV Shows
If you describe yourself as a manly-man in personal ads and job applications, don’t let the salon in NorthWest Auto Salon’s name turn you off—names can be deceiving. For instance, here’s a list of popular American TV shows and
Who’s The Boss?
Foreign Title: The Leadership Situation is Confused
Foreign Title: Everyone In the Family Hates Each Other
Foreign Title: Wealthy, Laughing Bourgeoisie
Foreign Title: _H*S*M*A
Charles in Charge
Foreign Title: Who’s The Boss?
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Sep 23, 2010. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person. May purchase multiple as gifts. Only valid for hand car wash. Extra $10 charge for standard SUVS and minivans. Oversized vehicle charge may apply (ex: 350 Dually truck). Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.