While polar mammals have hair all over their bodies so they can camouflage themselves, humans should avoid blending in with bears lest they be mistaken for squeezable containers of honey. Represent your own species with today’s Groupon: for $199, you get four laser hair-removal treatments at Northcoast Laser Cosmetics in Mentor (up to a $560 value). Groupons can be combined to cover four treatments on a more expensive area, but cannot be combined for multiple areas or for more than four treatments on a single area. Groupon customers do, however, get 20% off the cost of the remaining treatments in the recommended regimen of eight.

As evidenced by the furlessness of most movie screens, light beams are an effective method to achieving a smooth, glowing finish. Treatments use a gentle beam of pulsating light to directly target each follicle and are quick, non-invasive, and safe for all skin types. Purchase a single Groupon to prepare your lip ($380 value), chin ($380 value), sideburns ($560 value), or neck ($560 value) for a sultry beach season, or combine two to remove noxious weeds from the notoriously hair-ridden underarm ($760), full beard ($1,000 value), bikini ($760 value), Brazilian ($1,000 value), arms ($1,000 value), or lower leg ($1,200 value) regions. Four Groupons can be combined for full leg ($2,240 value), full back ($2,240 value), and full chest ($2,240 value) treatments.

Guided by the capable hands of Northcoast Laser's experienced and certified physicians and registered nurses, today's Groupon will get your started down the road to a land of less razor burn and more aerodynamic superiority. Treatments are spaced several weeks apart, based on individual hair-growth cycles. Call ahead to schedule your initial free consultation and treatment.

This Groupon is only available for new customers. The treatment only works on brown or black hair.

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