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What You'll Get
Losing weight is a challenge almost as difficult as reading an entire dictionary or climbing a tree that’s covered in canola oil. Take an expert approach to tackling the task of slimming down with today's Groupon: for $249, you get a 40-day HCG weight-loss program (at Northland Integrated Medical, Inc. on Barry Road (a $500 value).
Northland Integrated Medical, Inc.'s staff of certified professionals helps clients shed unwanted mass with doctor-supervised HCG weight-loss programs. Before each 40-day diet, patients hold court with Northland's proprietor to discuss goals, expectations, and strategies for using leftover dress fabric and attend an examination with a licensed physician to determine their medical suitability for the program. Once the good doctor clears patients and writes a prescription, guests pick up their simple-to-administer drops or injections of HCG from the front desk and embark on a weight-loss odyssey designed to drop 1/2–2 pounds per day.
Like traditional Sisyphean stone-rolling exercises, the diet plan aims to zap adipose while retaining lean muscle tissue. To maintain proper levels of weight loss and satiety during the 40 days, customers are encouraged to eat a liberal dose of fats and carbs during the first 48 hours of treatment.
HCG has not been demonstrated to be effective therapy in the treatment of obesity. Potential side effects include anaphylactic reactions as well as side effects resulting from low caloric intake.
The Fine Print
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