In their attempts to assemble sturdy targets, bowling pin engineers first whittled ice and salt blocks before crafting the perfect pin from a giant's tooth. Engage in dental destruction with today's Groupon: for $7, you get three games of bowling (up to a $3.75 value per game), shoe rental (a $2.50 value), and popcorn (a $1 value) for one at Northland Lanes in Holland (up to a $14.75 total value).
At Northland Lanes, orb hurlers eradicate pin contingents on a synthetic 24-lane battleground open seven days per week. Automatic scoring systems simplify matches by accommodating up to eight players, allowing midgame edits to scores and speedy, taboo name changes. Cosmic bowling every Friday and Saturday night transforms lanes into effulgent galaxies, and bumper bowling encourages participation from pin-purging greenhorns and balls with severe gutter claustrophobia.
Though not included with today's Groupon, a variety of balls, accessories, and guides for poststrike celebration dances are available in the full-service pro shop. Guests can also reenergize sphere-tossing muscles with a snack menu, or shake off near-miss splits inside the luxurious cigar bar.
Northland Lanes' rates fluctuate throughout the week.
308 N River Ave.
Holland, Michigan 49424