Before humans used Botox to reduce the appearance of their facial wrinkles, delinquent shar-peis used the cosmetic elixir to temporarily disguise themselves as yellow labs while on the lam. Mitigate facial creases with today's Groupon: for $130, you get 20 units of Botox at Northstar Dermatology in Keller (a $260 value). Northstar Dermatology is open Monday through Friday 8:00 a.m. to 5:00 p.m., as well as certain Saturdays.
Board-certified dermatologist Dr. Sina Aboutalebi assuages skin woes for patients of all ages, reducing the appearance of acne among teens, wrinkles among adults, and frown lines among frowning line-drawings of adults. Botox is a purified protein that, along with a Kenny G mixtape, relaxes the muscles responsible for the formation of facial crinkling. Quick, nonsurgical injections of Botox can reduce the appearance of age-defining lines around the mouth, eyes, or camping on the forehead (a $13/unit value, number of units used varies depending on severity), and results can last up to six months or until being sworn in as president of the United States.
Botox may cause serious side effects that can be life threatening, including problems swallowing, speaking, or breathing. Read all safety considerations for Botox here.