$799 for Six Zerona Laser Treatments at Northwest Medical Clinic in Lake Oswego ($2,400 Value)

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What You'll Get


Light comes in many forms—be it beautiful, like a rainbow, practical, like a laser, or awe-inspiring, like an applause sign’s first live studio performance. Harness the beautifying power of light with today's Groupon: for $799, you get six Zerona laser treatments and a consultation at Northwest Medical Clinic in Lake Oswego (a $2,400 value).

The staff at Northwest Medical Clinic harnesses the power of FDA-approved Zerona cold-laser technology to reduce corporeal circumferences by an average of 3.5 inches. During each session, clients relax beneath a beam-slinging apparatus for 40 minutes as it glides low-light lasers over their waistline, back, hips, and thighs, emulsifying adipose tissue so that fat can sneak out of the body. The disintegrated lipid depots can then be absorbed by the body’s obsessively tidy lymphatic system and expelled through the body’s natural detoxification process and complex system of water-slides. The noninvasive treatment does not require any recovery time.

Technicians perform the six treatment sessions within 72 hours of one another over the span of two weeks. Patients can boost results with healthy eating habits, daily exercise, and regular hydration. Like sumo-wrestling costumes, caffeine and alcohol decrease the procedure’s potency.

The Fine Print


Promotional value expires Mar 2, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Must activate by 3/1/12, treatments must be completed within 2 weeks from activation date. Must use all treatments on same area. Must be 18 or older. Must meet medical requirements. Includes required pre-treatment consultation. Treatments are non-transferable. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.

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