Some things simply shouldn't come in pill form, including milkshakes, meatloaves, and extraterrestrial pregnancies. Swallow commonsensical capsules with today's Groupon: for $25, you get a set of Star-Pack Multiple daily supplement packages and a bottle of 90 omega-3 fish oil soft-gels from Nova Vitamins (a $51.90 value).

An online superstore of holistic supplements, Nova amalgamates the best raw materials and scientific knowledge to produce pills that strive to deliver essential nutrients to the body. The Star-Pack Multiple supplement is a squadron of vitamins, herbs, antioxidants, and enzymes that have banded together to deliver sustained physical energy, increased mental acuity, and a most-elegant superhero-consortium logo. Although it cannot claim to pare off pounds, this powerful aggregate also helps the body digest and absorb unnatural processed foods, which can aid in weight control. Meanwhile, mercury-free omega-3 fish oil delivers essential fatty acids to assist the cardiovascular, immune, and endocrine systems. A steady does of omega-3 may help prevent and/or control allergies, diabetes, Alzheimer's, ADHD, depression, and cancer. Fish oil also helps the brain to absorb break-dance moves through osmosis, allowing for a showcase of increased joint flexibility, vibrant skin, and a thicker mane of hair.

Reviews

Though Nova has yet to receive many online reviews, customer testimonials are available on the company's website:

• Since I’ve been taking Nova Vitamins, I now remember to take them every day because of the significant difference in how much better I feel. It’s almost like that fresh cup of coffee in the morning and so much better for me. – Leon
• Just want to let you know that the vitamins work very well…I used to hear my knees or ankles making the cracking sound all the time, and that started to decrease after a week of taking the vitamins =) – Anonymous