What You'll Get
Humans maintain their bodies for the same reasons they maintain their houses: to keep the neighbors friendly and to disguise the fact that an alien lives inside them. Keep your host body mum with today's Groupon: for $1,099, you get six Zerona laser treatments (a $2,400 value) and an assessment (a $100 value) at Nu-Living in Arlington, Virginia.
As a metabolic endocrinologist certified by the American Board of Bariatric Physicians, Dr. Alan Terlinsky, MD brings expert study of weight-related issues to each Zerona procedure. His results-focused approach to patient service includes an individualized peek at your personal blend of weighty factors to help predict treatment outcome. Following the initial assessment, six non-invasive Zerona treatments employ low-level laser light to gently diminish the need for prescription-strength Spanx. These 40-minute treatments aim a cold laser at excess fat tissue in all its superficial hideouts, emptying the cells' contents so the body's normal metabolic processes can whisk them away like a white-water raft made of balloons. Lasers target typically problem-laden areas, such as the waist, hips, and thighs, in a series of treatments scheduled every other day to maximize their fat-zapping powers.
Although today's Groupon includes six treatments, patients can also apply a bonus credit toward three or more additional Zerona sessions. This Groupon also entitles you to capitalize on discounts off additional Nu-Living programs, with options that focus on health-related topics such as fighting aging and detoxification. This deal also includes additional offers, including discounts on their HCG and bio-identical hormone programs, for Groupon customers.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires May 1, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as gift. Appointment required. 48hr cancellation notice required or $100 fee applies. Consultation required, non-candidates will be refunded. Valid only for listed service. May redeem across visits. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Nu-LIving Optimal Wellness & Longevity Center
Dr. Alan Terlinsky is not only a physician with multiple board certifications—including in internal and bariatric medicine—he's also an active sports and outdoors enthusiast. He shares his belief in the restorative powers of nutrition and exercise at Nu-LIving Optimal Wellness & Longevity Center, where he helps his patients achieve their individual weight-loss and age-management goals. Drawing on specialties including hypertension, anti-aging medicine, and hormonal changes, along with more than 23 years of primary-care experience, Dr. Terlinksy takes a head-to-toe approach with each patient.
In addition to Zerona laser treatments, physician-supervised nutrition and exercise plans, and bioidentical hormone therapy, Dr. Terlinksy offers a service known as concierge medicine. This trend in healthcare allows patients to spend much-needed time in the office of their primary-care physician, resulting in more individualized care and a deeper understanding of how stethoscopes work.