What You'll Get
In the age before massage therapy, prehistoric humans subdued stressful backsides with long soaks in the local tar pit or with blunt wooden clubs. Partake in less primitive forms of muscle mitigation with today's Groupon: for $33 you get a 60-minute massage (up to a $65 value) from Nu View of U in Westminster. Choose from Swedish, deep tissue, reflexology, trigger point, or sports.
Nu View of U'smassage therapist expunges tension from taut tendons with a slew of massages designed to alleviate bodily botherations from men and women of all ages. Banish stress spawned from executive-level thumb wars at work with a Swedish massage--a comprehensive chirapsia that increases circulation, dislodges muscle toxins, and flushes tissues of metabolic waste and dead goldfish--or soothe subterranean layers of stiff sinew with a therapeutic, yet relaxing deep tissue massage. Alternately, the trigger point massage uses focused kneads to tutor coiled muscle kinks toward a passing grade on future pain scales of 1 to 10. Athletic or heavily active clients can opt for the sports massage, which alleviates painful pressure built-up from physical activity, as well as reduces heart rate, increases circulation, and improves flexibility. Otherwise, relax as an expert massage artist performs reflexology, accessing secret control panels in the soles of the feet that many claim can treat troublesome areas of the body and act as alternatives to battery-powered television remotes (reflexology is sometimes applied to the hands as well).
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Apr 3, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1/person, may buy 2 add'l. as gifts. By appointment only. 24hr cancellation notice or fee up to Groupon price may apply at appointment. Must use in 1 visit. No cash or credit back. Tax and gratuity not included. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Nu View of U
Theresa, Nu View of U's owner and principle massage therapist, calls upon seven years of bodywork experience to help clients combat stress and knotted muscles. Theresa and her team of tension busters knead muscles with a gentle to medium flow during the Swedish massage or work out injuries accrued from ziplining across the hallway with leftover floss during a sports or deep-tissue treatment. For muscles that refuse to budge, therapists are happy to add hot stones to the mix or bring about balance with reflexology or craniosacral therapy to help improve circulation and reduce pain.