What You'll Get
The unrealistic portrayal of cars in TV shows leads children to believe all cars have squealing tires, thunderous engines, and the guts to talk back to David Hasselhoff. Give your car a new image with today's Groupon: for $50, you get a book of 10 vouchers for express car washes and interior cleanings at Nu-Way Hand Car Wash in Monrovia (a $129.99 value). Though most cars can mosey through the wash without complication, an extra $1 fee will be added to larger vehicles such as trucks, SUVs, and vans.
Nu-Way Hand Car Wash's dirt disputants employ a slew of services and tender hands to efficiently purge filth from roadsters of all types. During each 20-minute expert wash, expert muck-busters soap up metal chassis by hand, eschewing automatic cleaners that scar vehicles with scratch-prone clumsiness and unmanicured robotic hands. Next, a shower washes away suds-encased gunk before a thorough drying renders exteriors radiant and ready for reflecting sunlight in Morse code. As a clean-certifying bonus, each wash finishes with an interior cleansing, which vacuums away dirt and crumbs, wipes down dusty dashboards, and cleans cup holders left sticky from turn-induced soda overflow.
While waiting on soon-to-be spruced cars, auto owners can kick back in the on-site convenience store by lounging at tables or sipping on store-bought drinks. In addition to snacks, the shop also sells accessories and greeting cards, enabling burdened patrons to find the perfect prewritten words to apologize for stealing the mailman's car.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires May 20, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person. Limit 1 per visit. Additional $1 charge for large SUVs, Vans, and Trucks/ May redeem across visits. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.