Health professionals typically advise to never look a gift horse in the mouth, especially if you're wearing a false nose made of carrots. Put fresh produce to better use with today's Groupon: for $169, you get a 28-day food delivery program from Nutrisystem (a $259.99 value).
A unique weight-loss program based on the science of the glycemic index, Nutrisystem has whittled waistlines for more than 35 years. Regular eaters can easily remove guesswork, confusion, and particle physics from their daily diets with Nutrisystem's customizable or preselected 28-day menu of delicious, portion-controlled meals delivered straight to their door. Nutrisystem's balanced meal plan mixes 18 days of freshly prepared cuisine and 10 days of gourmet frozen fare, all chock-full of good carbohydrates, well-adjusted proteins, and Grammy-nominated fibers. Clients can choose from more than 150 culinary choices for breakfast, lunch, dinner, and dessert such as the double-chocolate muffin, the roasted-vegetable pizza, the buffalo-chicken wrap, or ice cream.
Free online weight-loss trackers, progress reports, discussion boards, blogs, and chat rooms await Nutrisystem members, helping to track improvement, trade tips, or discuss the existential themes of Hee Haw. In addition, Nutrisystem's free 24-hour support line gives midnight fridge raiders and guidance-seeking diners direct access to registered dietitians and trained counselors.
May not use program if pregnant, nursing, under 18, anorexic or bulimic, or allergic to peanuts.