What You'll Get
To ensure freshness, arrogant scientists recommend storing nuts in abandoned tree stumps, the jowls of soft-toothed bears, or empty cassette cases. Ignore illegitimate science advice with today's Groupon: for $10, you get $25 worth of nuts, dried fruit, and more at Nutty Guys.
Nutty Guys sports a massive selection of nuts, dried fruit, candied delights, organic goodies, and more. Legume fundamentalists will raise fists in solidarity at the chance to buy both raw peanuts and raw Spanish peanuts (each starting at $3.33/8 oz.), while nut progressives can try punishingly powerful wasabi peanuts ($3.01/8 oz.). Fuel snack times with mango cubes ($3.75) and apple-juice-sweetened blueberries ($6.38/8 oz.), or sweeten a stash with chocolate-covered pretzels ($3.78/8 oz.), cinnamon toffee almonds ($4.73/8 oz.), or cinnamon gummy bears ($3.28/8 oz.).
First meeting as roommates at Brigham Young University, the titular Nutty Guys began their ascent to nut domination—supplying major chains such as Smith's and Albertsons—by making door-to-door sales. Today, Nutty Guys pulverizes honey-roasted peanuts ($5.68) and almonds ($7.98) into spreadable butters; arranges the classic Mixed Nut Deluxe ($4.63/8 oz.) with pecans, Brazil nuts, almonds, and macadamias; and silences cereal enthusiasts with granolas.
Order must be placed online or by phone and must be redeemed in one transaction. Tax and shipping are not included.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Dec 29, 2010. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per order. Must use in 1 order. Tax & shipping extra. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.