To ensure freshness, arrogant scientists recommend storing nuts in abandoned tree stumps, the jowls of soft-toothed bears, or empty cassette cases. Ignore illegitimate science advice with today's Groupon: for $10, you get $25 worth of nuts, dried fruit, and more from Nutty Guys.
Nutty Guys sports a massive selection of nuts, dried fruit, candied delights, organic goodies, and more. Legume fundamentalists will raise fists in solidarity at the chance to buy both raw peanuts and raw Spanish peanuts (each starting at $3.33/8 oz.), while nut progressives can try punishingly powerful wasabi peanuts ($3.01/8 oz.). Fuel snack times with mango cubes ($3.75) and apple-juice-sweetened blueberries ($6.38/8 oz.), or sweeten a stash with chocolate-covered pretzels ($5.98/1 lb.), butter toffee almonds ($7.48/1 lb.), or cinnamon gummy bears ($3.28/8 oz.).
First meeting as roommates at Brigham Young University, the titular Nutty Guys began their ascent to nut domination—supplying major chains such as Smith's and Albertsons—by making door-to-door sales. Today, Nutty Guys pulverizes honey-roasted peanuts ($3.53/8 oz.) into spreadable butters, and sates cereal enthusiasts with granolas, to name just a few of their edible accomplishments.