Spas, like tropical vacations, relax the mind, show off picturesque surroundings, and offer retreat from abominably out-of-tune singing snowpeople. Reap the benefits of spa-going with today’s Groupon: for $35, you get a Liquid Gold Infusion treatment and a 30-minute Swedish massage at Nuyu…a new version of you, located in Seguin.

Nuyu proffers both relaxation and aesthetic services in the office of Dr. Thomas H. Raetzsch, making it a one-stop destination for bodily health. Host the Liquid Gold mask on your mug, and turn back the clock without teaching a gerbil to manually adjust the hands. First, a thorough facial cleansing ensures that the treatment reaches its maximum effectiveness. Then, a qualified aesthetician applies the gilded concoction, which consists of a silicone-infused, collagen/hyaluronic mixture with micronutrient growth factors. The golden serum hydrates and enriches skin, unlike gritty exfoliating masks made from ground-up earrings. A subsequent Swedish massage employs a mixture of light and firm strokes, with some extra pressure applied to tense areas. Registered massage therapist Ally Long administers the treatment, which promotes relaxation and demotes pain.

This wellness oasis spa keeps a flexible schedule, typically operating on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, and Friday. Book an appointment at Nuyu to bolster the health of your whole body, shunning salons that beautify only one toenail at a time.