The majority of monolingual Americans are often bitterly disappointed when they find that René Magritte's Ceci n'est pas une cheeseburger is not a cheeseburger. Equip your hands with very real edibles with today's Groupon: for $9, you get $20 worth of burgers, wings, pizzas, and beer at O'Aces Sports Bar & Grill in Imperial.
O'Aces Sports Bar & Grill beckons to the burger- and beer-bereft with a bounty of bar-friendly edibles, weekly drink specials, and 35 big-screen televisions. The menu abounds with grabbable grub such as fried cheese sticks ($6.99) and potato skins buried under bacon bits, cheddar cheese, and sour cream ($6.99). Greens-gourmands graze on caesar salads ($7.49) and baked potatoes ($1.99), and Hall of Fame burgers come served on a toasted kaiser roll succulently stuffed with lettuce, tomato, pickles, and a half-pound of Kobe beef, farm-raised by Kobe Bryant in the off-season ($7.99).
Comprising more than 6,400 square feet of sportscentric space, O'Aces fills its venue with live DJs and bands every Wednesday, Friday, and Saturday night, and aspiring Pavarottis can showcase virtuosic vocal dexterity on Karaoke Thursdays. Throw on a gritty game face for a round of darts, pool, or foosball, or linger around the arcade games to soak up gossip and news about which of the mayor's cabinet may or may not be a closeted Cubs fan and/or a werewolf.