Rebellious teens often irk their parents by tattooing pristine teeth with controversial political messages and images of nude merpeople. Undo the mistakes of youth with today's Groupon: for $150, you get a Zoom! teeth-whitening treatment at Oak Dental Associates in Oak Lawn (a $599 value).
Oak Dental Associates’ Dr. Christopher Pallotto liberates gleaming teeth from under a cloak of stains and discolorations with a consultation and professional Zoom! whitening treatment. In four consecutive 15-minute sessions, chompers are un-wined and un-dined by the enlightening effects of the Zoom! light and gel, which can whiten teeth between 6 and 10 shades. After a hydrogen-peroxide-based gel is applied to teeth, the Zoom! light beams down, oxygenating stained surfaces into a whiter shade of being and allowing eligible teeth to finally fit in at mini marshmallow singles mixers. Just as in a job interview, the treatment is made more comfortable by staff-provided neck pillows and the option of bringing headphones and a music player.
Oak Dental Associates
In freshly renovated facilities, general dentist Christopher Pallotto, DDS, treats teeth with skills he's honed all over the nation and alongside oral and maxillofacial surgeon Eric Osmolinski. Membership in a variety of professional organizations helps the experts keep up with emerging dental technologies, such as solar-powered floss. Patients are invited to bring their own iPod to the chair, and complimentary neck pillows and eyewear further boost the comfort factor.