Before chiropractors, people achieved proper posture by balancing books on their heads, and decreased stiffness by stretching next to warm bonfires fueled by burning books. Explore less literary ligament adjustment with today's Groupon: for $49, you get a chiropractic consultation and massage at Oakbay Chiropractic, located in Oakland (a $200 value).

Oakbay Chiropractic's experienced chiropractic cadre is committed to granting relief and restoring balance to distressed spinal columns. Victimized vertebrae can take steps to escape head, neck, and back pain incurred by routine tension, accidents and injuries, and attempts to one-up balloon animals.

Inaugurate your session by cracking down on cranky joints during a consultation and assessment with one of Oakbay Chiropractic's back whisperers, followed by a thorough back exam ($125). If the chiropractor identifies problems during the session, additional adjustments or x-rays are not included with this Groupon. Then migrate toward the healing hands of a certified massage therapist, who will tailor a knead to suit your individual skin-suit needs ($75). For one spine-tingling hour, deep pressure will be applied to your spine scaffolding, relieving tension to ensure future limbo-duel victory.