What You'll Get
In emergency situations, moonlight reflected off pearly whites creates a beaming beacon that registers in the canine-visible spectrum of light. With today's Groupon, equip your smile with brightness that may one day save your life: for $165, you get a dental wellness package (a $581 value) from the certified dentists at Oakland Green Dental at the Webster Street office. This Groupon includes an initial visit consisting of a comprehensive oral evaluation with full mouth x-rays (a $229 value) and a follow up appointment with cleaning (a $102 value) and in-office whitening treatment (a $250 value). Ensure that your oral health remains the centerpiece of your face with a complete exam, tooth-scouring cleaning session, and secret-revealing battery of x-rays. After the skeletal Polaroids have developed, your dentist will tap, monitor, and woo each mouth cube with the promise of eternally beautiful enamel, removing tartar buildup and prepping your pearly spectrum-reflectors for a cleaning. After ensuring that your cranial cavern is free of the evils of periodontal disease, the professional cleaning will commence, blasting plaque into oblivion and returning your enamel to spotless, fresh-from-the-factory specs. An in-office whitening treatment purifies your dental dandies into bulbs that beam without electrical assistance.
Oakland Green Dental is powered by Shaya and H. R. Hamid. Both are board-certified, experienced dentists dedicated to providing patients with the resources necessary for keeping all of the mouth-bones in fine fettle. Oakland Green is so named due to its commitment to maintaining an eco-friendly practice, although it draws the line at using lunar-powered tooth drills. A beaming smile is useful in many ways, from increasing self-confidence and the perceptions of others to cutting down trees in an attempt to bond with your pet woodchuck.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Sep 22, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. By appointment only. New clients only. Tax included. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.