Wine connoisseurs assert that novice tasters should never pair red wine with fish, white wine with red meat, or excessive wine with jury duty. Lap up today's Groupon in moderate proportions: for $10, you get $20 worth of beer, wine, and spirits at Oaks Wine & Spirits in Oak Park Heights.

Oaks Wine & Spirits supplies alcohol aficionados with nectary fermentations in various delectably fruity and grainy forms. Those searching for brewed beverages can savor the uninhibited exuberance of the Delirium Tremens ($10.99) or the brusque peccadilloes of the Great Divide Titan IPA ($10.29). In the liquor cabinet, bottles of Pure Dusk Junmai DaiGinjo Sake ($14.99) and Three Olives Dude Vodka ($19.99) join together for a party of international flavors and dangerously glassy high-fives.

Oenophiles can please their palate with a bottle of Greystone chardonnay, which dances its tangy tango across tongues ($9.99) or the Goats Do Roam red ($10.99), which envelopes mouths with a smooth allure akin to that of a dolphin at a masked ball. Join fellow thirst quenchers on Earth Day, April 22, from 3:30 p.m.–6:30 p.m. for a tasting of delicate organic, biodynamic, and sustainably farmed wine incarnations.