Studies show that a high percentage of Americans consider themselves overweight, and an even higher percentage believe they are being chased by Frankenstein's monster. Alter self-perceptions with today's Groupon to Oasis Med Spa and Laser Center. Choose from the following options:

• For $99, you get six laser hair-removal sessions on two small areas of your choice, resulting in 12 total sessions (up to a $1,000 value).
• For $149, you get six Brazilian laser hair-removal sessions, plus a choice of hands or feet (an $875 value).
For $249, you get six laser hair-removal sessions on the full back or chest, plus a choice of shoulder caps or toes (a $1,400 value).

Skillful staff at Oasis Med Spa wields long-pulse Candela GentleYAG lasers to remove dark hair from almost any skin tone. Their beams of focused light can sweep over a lightly furred torso, wooly underarm, or other treatment area to significantly reduce fuzz over the course of six 25- to 30-minute sessions. (Some clients may require up to eight treatments for best results.) Cryogen cooling technology soothes skin during the treatment, minimizing client discomfort and unhealthy side effects, such as becoming too frictionless to grip anything.

For best results, clients should not tan for at least two weeks prior to each visit. Additionally, on their first visit, clients should expect to take an extra 10–15 minutes to fill out paperwork and register any laser-wielding G.I. Joes.